To: The cute mouse in the garage
While you may be a cute little critter, just because Milo is no longer residing in our garage does not mean you may take his place. I must warn you of the other two cats who live at this residence and would enjoy chasing you and doing other not-so-pleasant things to you. I give you this warning because, from a distance, I think you are cute and do not wish to see you unduly harmed. However, if you dare run in the door to try to take up residency in the house – you’re a goner!
The Household Management