I wish to make a complaint. You have not cleaned my house in over two weeks. You have not kept up with the laundry, which has in turn traumatized my husband this morning as he watched me figure out what to wear for work. I finally got something to work after trying on 7 outfits – most of which did not go together, but I was hoping.
You also still need to put away the Christmas tree and other Christmas decorations.
Seriously, this is unacceptable.
oh, wait… that’s me.